I spent Friday night and Saturday in San Diego, a small hamlet south of Los Angeles, famous for a zoo and it's proximity to Tijuana. I hadn't ventured that far south in 5 years, because I've never been a fan of caged animals or seedy people selling items that are illegal in my own country. San Diego, like a many cities, rescued it's "historic" downtown from the ravages of developers who had the temerity to suggest that dilapidated buildings should be razed and structurally sound ones put up in there place. Did I mention that the ground shakes regularly? (In fact, as I wrote this, there was an earthquake. Apropos, anyone?)
Part of this "rescue" is what San Diegans refer to as the Gaslamp district (not Gaslight, Gaslamp) which proudly boasts art, boutique, recreation (better known as "drinking") and, of course, that mainstay of all urban restoration projects, restaurants with over-priced yet under-whelming food. Since my last trip to gaslamp, some 5 to 8 years ago, the area has undergone a subtle transformation from vibrant and cosmopolitan to frightening and slum-opolitan. As I walked the streets, I kept thinking, this can't be the place. This couldn't be the "hip", upwardly fashionable, snob-drawing area of my early middle-age. This place was NOT hip. It was more like dirty ankle. I had blue-jeans on I and I felt over-dressed. After walking a 10 block area, I started to get an eerie, deja-vu-ish, feeling in my bowel. Tons of young college-aged kids, roaming the streets, some in pairs, some in packs. Some quietly reserved, others boisterously announcing they "needed another drink". Did I stumble upon a worm-hole and end up in New Orleans?
On one block, I found more than just a maze of post-pubescent know-it-alls with still-supple livers, there was a mob of them. Curious, I slowly made my way towards a bulge about mid-block, moving my feet like I was on a ledge in a Harold Lloyd movie, all the while mouthing the words "s'cuse me, s'cuse me". Once I reached the bulge, I saw what all the commotion was about. A pod of scantily dressed girls were standing with hands on waist, shifting their hips back and forth, advertising that not only did the club they were fanning with their fannies have near-nude nubiles inside, but alcohol, too! Twenty minutes later, I noted the girls were wearing gloves and there was more fabric covering their hands then the sum of fabric covering the rest of their bodies. Yes, I was ogling, but, cut me some slack, dollar shots of Grey Goose, I'm only a man. I may be over the hill, but I remember what was on the other side.
Then the voice of kill-joy, one of several voices in my head, reminded me that I'm 54 and even though I look like I'm 53, that part of the brain that regulates empathy flashed the image of a drooling middle-aged perv as seen through the eyes of a very young woman. Slinking in shame, I snaked my way through the crowd. As I crossed the intersection, away from the naked advertising, I turned for one last glance at the spectacle, asking myself over and over, "Why did I play foosball every Friday night in college?"
Tomorrow, more of my story from the streets of Padre-town.
Part of this "rescue" is what San Diegans refer to as the Gaslamp district (not Gaslight, Gaslamp) which proudly boasts art, boutique, recreation (better known as "drinking") and, of course, that mainstay of all urban restoration projects, restaurants with over-priced yet under-whelming food. Since my last trip to gaslamp, some 5 to 8 years ago, the area has undergone a subtle transformation from vibrant and cosmopolitan to frightening and slum-opolitan. As I walked the streets, I kept thinking, this can't be the place. This couldn't be the "hip", upwardly fashionable, snob-drawing area of my early middle-age. This place was NOT hip. It was more like dirty ankle. I had blue-jeans on I and I felt over-dressed. After walking a 10 block area, I started to get an eerie, deja-vu-ish, feeling in my bowel. Tons of young college-aged kids, roaming the streets, some in pairs, some in packs. Some quietly reserved, others boisterously announcing they "needed another drink". Did I stumble upon a worm-hole and end up in New Orleans?
On one block, I found more than just a maze of post-pubescent know-it-alls with still-supple livers, there was a mob of them. Curious, I slowly made my way towards a bulge about mid-block, moving my feet like I was on a ledge in a Harold Lloyd movie, all the while mouthing the words "s'cuse me, s'cuse me". Once I reached the bulge, I saw what all the commotion was about. A pod of scantily dressed girls were standing with hands on waist, shifting their hips back and forth, advertising that not only did the club they were fanning with their fannies have near-nude nubiles inside, but alcohol, too! Twenty minutes later, I noted the girls were wearing gloves and there was more fabric covering their hands then the sum of fabric covering the rest of their bodies. Yes, I was ogling, but, cut me some slack, dollar shots of Grey Goose, I'm only a man. I may be over the hill, but I remember what was on the other side.
Then the voice of kill-joy, one of several voices in my head, reminded me that I'm 54 and even though I look like I'm 53, that part of the brain that regulates empathy flashed the image of a drooling middle-aged perv as seen through the eyes of a very young woman. Slinking in shame, I snaked my way through the crowd. As I crossed the intersection, away from the naked advertising, I turned for one last glance at the spectacle, asking myself over and over, "Why did I play foosball every Friday night in college?"
Tomorrow, more of my story from the streets of Padre-town.